Much Ado About Nothing Extract 2
ACT II SCENE I
A hall in LEONATO'S house.
Enter LEONATO, ANTONIO, HERO, BEATRICE, and others.
LEONATO
Was not Count John here at supper?
ANTONIO
I saw him not.
BEATRICE
How tartly that gentleman looks! I never can see
him but I am heart-burned an hour after.
HERO
He is of a very melancholy disposition.
BEATRICE
He were an excellent man that were made just in the
midway between him and Benedick: the one is too
like an image and says nothing, and the other too
like my lady's eldest son, evermore tattling.
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LEONATO
Then half Signior Benedick's tongue in Count John's
mouth, and half Co ...view middle of the document...
LEONATO
So, by being too curst, God will send you no horns.
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BEATRICE
Just, if he send me no husband; for the which
blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and
evening. Lord, I could not endure a husband with a
beard on his face: I had rather lie in the woollen.
LEONATO
You may light on a husband that hath no beard.
BEATRICE
What should I do with him? dress him in my apparel
and make him my waiting-gentlewoman? He that hath a
beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no
beard is less than a man: and he that is more than
a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a
man, I am not for him: therefore, I will even take
sixpence in earnest of the bear-ward, and lead his
apes into hell.
LEONATO
Well, then, go you into hell?
BEATRICE
No, but to the gate; and there will the devil meet
me, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, and
say 'Get you to heaven, Beatrice, get you to
heaven; here's no place for you maids:' so deliver
I up my apes, and away to Saint Peter for the
heavens; he shows me where the bachelors sit, and
there live we as merry as the day is long.
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ANTONIO
To HERO. Well, niece, I trust you will be
ruled by your father.
How does Shakespeare use the character of Beatrice to inform values, attitudes and beliefs around the theme of love and marriage?How is Shakespeare using language to explore the role of women in society?
